Welcome to the CoolPile.com Teleshopping Channel! Please take 5 minutes of your time and meet our special guest: Donny Ice, universally recognized as the world’s best expert in diamonds and rare gems!!
Donny Ice: Hello and welcome to CoolPile.com!
Today we are showcasing one of our most amazing products to date, the 3ct Diamond Pacifier. This amazing little gadget here has the power to make people go crazy!!!
Only yesterday one of my friends was telling me how people laughed at her 2 years old daughter as she did not have a pacifier! She told me right there and then how she wished she could rewind time and stop it from ever happening! Imagine … imagine if she had this product! The possibilities! Imagine you go all-flashy at that party and everyone goes WOW! Amazing, isn’t it? Your kid feels like the quin or king of the world!
Most people I asked around would happily pay $100,000 to get one! It’s a rare item!
Some stores sell them for $50K and more and are sold out in minutes!
But not us! We will not charge you $100K! Not even $50K. We will only charge you $34k for this one-in-a-lifetime-opportunity!
And you know what? Today is you’re LUCKY day! Today, and only today you can get you diamond pacifier at ONLY $17,000 US! That’s less than $47 US per day (for 12 months) for an amazing 3ct (278 pave set) diamonds mounted on a 14 carat white gold pacifier that will make you and your kid feel like being part of this world’s elite!
Today, for one time only, we’re going to make you a favor and let you secure one for less than 5 times what others are paying for!
What are you waiting for? There are only 5 pieces of this beauty availa …. Wait a second, We have Jack on the phone. “Jack how are you? … Yes, thank you! We’ll send you your diamond pacifier right away! Thank you man! You did a great deal today!”
So were was I? Ok, what are you waiting for? There are only 4 pieces of this beauty available! Hit the link and take advantage of this amazing one-in-a-lifetime-opportunity!
All teleshopping jokes apart, the 3ct Diamond Pacifier is a real product and you can check it out on Amazon.
Of course, all the above sales push was intended as a joke. But, if you need one, now is the best time to buy it! Did I mention our special promotion ….