While cufflinks are not mandatory every time you wear a dress suit, they can be an amazing opportunity to tell people around something about you! And not only, sometimes, they can be a real life saver! From danger whistles to USB storage, from calendar to carpenter levels and rulers, from thermometers to cigar punches, lighters and dices, these little stylish accessories can help you save the day!
For that matter we compiled below the coolest functional cufflinks we found around! Check them out after the break and let us know what’s your favorite pair of cufflinks!
Welcome to the CoolPile.com Teleshopping Channel! Please take 5 minutes of your time and meet our special guest: Donny Ice, universally recognized as the world’s best expert in diamonds and rare gems!!
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Today we are showcasing one of our most amazing products to date, the 3ct Diamond Pacifier. This amazing little gadget here has the power to make people go crazy!!! Only yesterday one of my friends was telling me how people laughed at her 2 years old daughter as she did not have a pacifier! She told me right there and then how she wished she could rewind time and stop it from ever happening! Imagine … imagine if she had this product! The possibilities! Imagine you go all-flashy at that party and everyone goes WOW! Amazing, isn’t it? Your kid feels like the quin or king of the world!
Most people I asked around would happily pay $100,000 to get one! It’s a rare item!
Some stores sell them for $50K and more and are sold out in minutes!
But not us! We will not charge you $100K! Not even $50K. We will only charge you $34k for this one-in-a-lifetime-opportunity!
And you know what? Today is you’re LUCKY day! Today, and only today you can get you diamond pacifier at ONLY $17,000 US! That’s less than $47 US per day (for 12 months) for an amazing 3ct (278 pave set) diamonds mounted on a 14 carat white gold pacifier that will make you and your kid feel like being part of this world’s elite!
Today, for one time only, we’re going to make you a favor and let you secure one for less than 5 times what others are paying for! What are you waiting for? There are only 5 pieces of this beauty availa …. Wait a second, We have Jack on the phone. “Jack how are you? … Yes, thank you! We’ll send you your diamond pacifier right away! Thank you man! You did a great deal today!”
So were was I? Ok, what are you waiting for? There are only 4 pieces of this beauty available! Hit the link and take advantage of this amazing one-in-a-lifetime-opportunity!
All teleshopping jokes apart, the 3ct Diamond Pacifier is a real product and you can check it out on Amazon.
Of course, all the above sales push was intended as a joke. But, if you need one, now is the best time to buy it! Did I mention our special promotion …. 🙂
If you’re one of the Middle East oil sheiks gold-bling-lovers or you’re simply sitting on a pile of 1 million dollars and you’re not sure what to do with it, fret not more! We have your back covered!
The 24K Gold Extreme Mountain Bike ca put you out of misery! The bike is made by Californian company The House Of Solid Gold and it’s deemed to be “The Most Expensive Extreme Mountain Bike in the World“! I wonder why!!!
Here’s in a couple of words what you can bring out to dirt racing for 1 million bucks:
The bike is handcrafted (I hope so!!!) and it took more than 750 hours to complete
The bike comes in a limited edition series – only 13 bikes will be manufactured (individually numbered and guaranteed by an authenticity certificate) – so hurry up and reserve yours A.S.A.P, if not, you’ll still be burned by mind-troubling problem what to with that million bucks stashed under your bed mattress
Ad some bling! The House Of Solid Gold logo is made of 6.0 carats (600 diamonds) black diamonds and 4.5 carats (500 sapphires) of golden sapphire
Finest brown leather alligator seat for your comfort and stingray-skin water bottle to keep you hydrated!
So what are you waiting for? Hit the BUY NOW link below to get more info and reserve yours!
There are many tools out-there to help you find the compass points and make sure you advance on the right track. While most of them were built with utilitarian uses in mind, sometimes you just want something more fancy to guide you!
The Rings 5 model from the Swiss jeweler Meister was designed to allow you to tell the compass points based on the time and on the sun’s position. While I am sure the buyer of this ring is not the generic hiker type and he’ll not use it to find directions while lost in the woods, the idea is pretty cool. Made of titanium, with diamond and gold inlay this ring might be the perfect gift to guide you through a life full of happiness and riches!